To apply for an apartment a prosecution register extract is required. This is generally known. Anyone who is smart, organized that as early as possible, that is to start looking for housing. So one is usually one step ahead of its competitors. But if you something is absent-minded or, if one does not expect really so suddenly in the standing flat that you really want to have in place, one has the prosecution register extract of course still not at hand and has him get yet, to complete the job. Just like me.
Since you have so found his dream apartment and filled out the application over the weekend. On Monday, the thinking goes, then organize loose nor the prosecution register extract. Far from it! Because not all this works just like im Emmental: A call again enforcement office, Order of the extract with a nice woman, the pull-out, either by fax on the same day or next day by mail.
At the Department Bern of the Enforcement and Bankruptcy Office, this works a little differently ... Welcome to my adventure as I get a debt register excerpt:
On Monday morning I was looking for me on the internet, the phone number out of the competent authority. Village I saw the same phone and switch opening times. Call As the debt collection office opens at 9:00, I was only at this time. It did not answer a person but a robot, such as (press "for German you 1, ...) in the Swisscom hotline etc. I pressed 2 for a prosecution register extract. But I was not connected with a person. The computer told me now, I can apply the statement by fax at the following numbers, must mitsenden copy of identity document. This is what I did to 9:10.
It happened, unfortunately, nothing.
had meanwhile ordered my beloved competitor his departure long ago and laughed at me.
On Tuesday morning I was slightly nervous.
On Tuesday nervous.
On Wednesday morning I received a fax back a page, anonymously with a request to send a better copy of ID card, the other was too dark. The request could not be processed.
I copied again and faxed again. Sorry, could not the fax be transmitted, the line was always busy, the transmission is always aborted. This I was able to report, unfortunately, nowhere, since if you call, only the computer is. Even if one chooses all possibilities from 1-9, you will never be connected with a person. WHAT IS THE FUCK??
On Wednesday, shortly before noon, it was too stupid for me. I was nasty and dialed another number, namely the bankruptcy office (same address) and let me through to a person of the operation registry. I had a man on the phone! Then I got an address to which I can mail my request (info @ ... - great). That afternoon, nothing happened and I tried again a To send fax, I have to mention uncomfortable. Although I mentioned in my mail, it was very urgent, you should not hesitate to give me notice as to when I got the excerpt, I received no feedback. I called again to the bankruptcy office and let me connect to the enforcement office. Once again I had a man on the line, which explained to me, the fax was overloaded and my back was a (info...) mail address to send my request. Man I could promise not to say that my application would be processed the same day.
On Wednesday, in the later afternoon, I was nervous again. I called back to the bankruptcy office, let me connect again. The third man, I had that day on the phone, gave me a new e-mail address (that of a man - not his own but still ...) is where I send my application because unfortunately dependent on my name for them is NOT a REQUEST. WHAT IS THE FUCK ?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I sent my application again, to a woman with foreign-sounding name, and mentioned again how urgent it is, she should not hesitate to inform me of when I would get the statement.
had meanwhile submitted my housing applicants with his files long ago and also our common application form. The real estate administration only waiting for my statement and expressed apparently amazed by my big trouble ... Damn, we wanted this house and it absolutely could not be true that UBS was able to screw up the fucked-enforcement authority for this project. Gopf!
On Thursday morning - needless to say that I had not heard or received - I wrote an email to the lady who worked so now apparently my request. You should not hesitate to inform me by when I could count about my debt register extract. Amazingly, I received an answer - 3 hours later, but still! She wrote (with 10 spelling mistakes): Unfortunately, they are currently slightly behind schedule, it will probably take about 2-3 business days. WHAT ?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!! AHAAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!
I had enough!
On Thursday noon to 11 o'clock I made my way to Ostermundigen. I am fuming, I would enter the enforcement office and the first left again, if I had that damn extension in the fingers!
DAMN!
¾ hour later I stood in Ostermundigen at the Post Road 25 at the switch of the prosecution office. Back to work I saw 3 people. I was certain that with all these 3 people I had already phoned. I terrorized for 4 days and they töggelten calmly around on their keyboards, as if nothing!
A lady came to the switch. She was friendly, I was. I told her that I'm trying since Monday morning to receive an abstract, I would have had several contacts by mail and telephone, also was their fax overloaded apparently, now I would have thought I would come by in person, maybe it flap yes on this path . She asked for a pass. Went to the back. Votes. One lady got up and went to the PC and back. I only heard "... yes, the mail I have worked, yes, last night ..." aha! so that was the cow, which had cleared me by email so ... The nice lady came back to the switch. "Your request has been processed, the statement was mailed yesterday, she should now receive .?. "Have not so by mail by fax me the extract had so mailed nor faxed - a thousand times as requested -. But mailed to a location (Niederscherli) where I could start with the extract anything because I it absolutely had to drop off at the property management.
DAMN!
I took my kind out there, in front of the door I yelled.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Rarely I have been so excited!
On Thursday afternoon I went after Niederscherli to open my mail box. Thank God, the flap had arrived. I traveled via Köniz (the statement in the office had to be copied) to Berne for property management. The competent Immobilienbewirtschafterin smiled a little and said it would not have been easy to obtain the extract. In fact, I said. She glanced at the copy that I had created her and said, "Thanks for the excerpt, in which case I give them the same lease with the prepared".
